Est. 2014 · A Dynasty of Disrespect
The fantasy football league where friendships go to die, group chats never sleep, and the loser earns a nickname he'll never outrun.
It started in 2014 with a handful of degenerates, a stolen slogan, and a group chat that has not gone quiet since. What began as a way to keep in touch became a year-long war of attrition fought over waiver wire scraps and questionable start/sit decisions.
The name? Non-negotiable. It's dumb, it's ours, and it stays. Every season a new champion is crowned, a new sucker finishes dead last, and everyone in between spends the offseason convinced they got robbed.
We draft in person when we can, argue about trades that never happen, and treat Sunday RedZone like a religious obligation. This is not a league you join. It's a league you survive.
12 teams, live snake draft. Show up late and we're autodrafting a defense in the third round for you.
0.5 per reception, 6 for all TDs, and yes, your kicker still counts. Handcuff accordingly.
Head-to-head every week, then a 4-team playoff. Weeks 15–17 decide who talks the most trash next August.
Pay before the draft or don't pick. Winner takes the lion's share, runner-up gets their money back, everyone else gets nothing but memories.
Champion takes the pot, the trophy, and 12 months of undisputed bragging rights. Defend it or shut up.
Finish dead last and the offseason belongs to the league. The punishment is voted on. It is never gentle. Bring a camera.
Perennial contender, professional trade vetoer. Will remind you he was "one bad call away."
Drafts a QB in round two every single year and somehow acts surprised.
Streams a new defense every week. It has worked exactly twice.
Hasn't opened the app since October but the trash talk never stops.
Proposes a lopsided trade at 2am and calls you a coward when you decline.
Reigning Sacko. We don't talk about the punishment. He can't either.
// Last place. Never forgotten.